Winning Slogan / Tiebreaker - Occasion

'Confess to your excess' over the Christmas period
... Wat-er Christmas! Drinking guidelines I did flout, bottles of wine? Too many to count!Scoffed goodies from kids' selection box. And stuffed my face with all their chocs. Time to detox. I'll come clean and confess. Yes! I ate far too much and drank to excess.

... I has bought my neighbours children a selection box each for Xmas and went to take it round Xmas eve, but the house was in darkness. It turned out they had gone to stay with their grandparents until the nnew year. I couldn't give them the presents then it was too late. I did offer my husband the odd bar of chocolate but he said he was trying to be good. So one by one the chocolate bars disappeared. It wasn't my fault!!!

... Over Christmas I had a bit too much turkey, but not to worry, an Evian detox made me perky!

... My husband and myself decided we would give up alcohol in 2006. WE were having the family over for Christmas lunch so we did buy rather a lot of wine. Unfortunately by brither-in-law's present to us was 6 bottles of red and 6 bottles of white wine. On Boxing Day we decided the only way we could keeo up with our New Year's resolution was to consume all the wine in the house by New Year's Eve. UNfortunately we has over 20 bottles and... we still have a tipple on the weekend. I need to detox big time!

... Every time I made coffee I made myself a 'special one' laced with Tia Maria. When my wife went to get some for the guests, there was only enough for two people.

... 5 jam doughnuts in one night!

... I bought a box of luxury Belgian chocs to send to a friend but then convinced myself that the postage woul cost too much and sent them a 'Beautiful Cornwall' calendar instead - an kept the chocs and ate them all myself.

... my New Yaer's resolution lasted just 10 days. And now I am backk to my sinning ways. A wine and two cigarettes by 11.00am BUt there's always tomorrow, I can start again!!!

... My wife had to serve 'pigs without blankets' to our family on Christmas Day because I had been up early and eaten all the bacon in sanwiches for my breakfast. I then had to pretend to everyone that the bacon had fallen on the floor so we couldn't use it. So it was a double sin!

... 5 gold chocolates, 4 turkey sanwiches, 3 cream buns, 2 French sticks and a partridge and the pear tree.

... Forgive me Evain for I ahve sinned. During the festive season I over ate. I should have been cleansing myself with pure mineral water but instead I drank fizzy drinks and wine!And ate all things divine.

... I'm so greedy! I ate my daughter's selection box while wrapping her presents on Christmas Eve. I devoured the contents in minutes. Ooooh the shame of it.

... I ate 3 boxes of chocolates in one night . I convinced myself it was the easiest way to get rid of them, so I could start my diet quicker.

... Enough Maltesers to make me look like one!

... Water? I had my eight glasses a day. Wine counts doesn't it?

... Stuff the turkey, hang the holly, goblin'chocolate was far more jolly

... Too much of everything by far! I don't want to be a heavy un, so going to stick to Evian.

... As for the red wine, wll I'm cringing now, you'd think I'd know better at my age. How embarrassing, so come on Evian, give me back my 'SPA'rkle and make me a right Royal winner- thanks!


I would like to celebrate Chinese NewYear this year because...
... Uncle Ben’s sauce with long grain rice, from my Co-op with a price that’s nice, gives that booster to celebrate the year of the rooster

... How I would crow with uncle Ben’s help and travelcare vouchers there’s so many exciting places to go

... Husband in heaven sons flown the nest, not yet 50 – still got some zest! Footloose and fancy free. Chinese New Year, New start, New me!

... I have a new wok that is ready to rock with doodles of noodles and rices and spices – all ‘yummies’ from Uncle Ben’s stock

... I have the lanterns, the crackers, Uncle Ben’s and all, just waiting for you, the Co-op, to call!

... Sweet and sour from Uncle Ben’s would really be a booster. If only I could travel far, in this, the year of the rooster

... Co-op value plus the Rooster and Uncle Ben’s mean a ‘red envelope day’ for family and friends

... Tasty, healthy Chinese food really doesn’t break the bank so Uncle ben and Co-op store help me and it’s you I’ll thankI heard a Chinese whispe from Uncle Ben’s selection – get chopsticks ready for Oriental perfection

... Spicy sauce and fluffy rice make the perfect party food – Uncle Ben’s famed magic touch would capture the party mood

... The year of the Rooster is a celebration worth crowing about especially with uncle ben’s providing everthing worth knowing about

... Uncle Ben’s is the ultimate taste booster, the perfect companion for the year of the rooster

... Uncle Ben’s products make every meal a celebration

... Because it is the year of the Rooster which is the animal under what I was born

... I’ve always loved the splendour of oriental style and with uncle Ben’s help I could go the extra mile

... My Co-op brings in New year spices, Chinese flavours, luscious rices, me, my rooster and his hens all celebrate with Uncle Ben’s

... This homemaker, mother, working wife, seeks ‘sweet’ escape from ‘sour’ life

... The I reach sixty and I retire, I want laughter, lanterns, crackers with fire, Chinese banquets ready to eat, dear Co-op make my dreams complete

... It’s the New Year and Uncle Ben’s is forward looking – taking all the ‘wok’ out of Chinese cooking

... East is East and West is West – but celebrating it with Uncle Ben is best

... It combines carnival excitement, memories to last, spirit of the future, magic of the past

... Having discovered Uncle Ben’s yummy sauce, I’ve been inspired to check the source

... Firecrackers excite, lion dancers delight, with debts repaid, tables laid, it’s’kung hay’ to all, bring on Uncle Ben’s and we’ll have a ball

... I’d have lanterns, dragons, kites, the house festooned with lights, an Uncle Ben’s feast to devour, rice and succulent sauce, sweet and sour

... Exotic flavours, oriental spice, faraway places, savoury Co-op price, Uncle Ben’s cuisine, tastes twice as nice, welcome celebrations in Chinese paradise!

... From wok to plate Uncle Ben’s makes Chinese New Year something to celebrate


I will be celebrating St Patrick's day because…
... Dublin up I'll be it's a Guinness Fiesta Ford me